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ginathethundergoddess:

bespectacledsloth:

all-four-cheekbones:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Genetically Modified Berry compared to Organic Berry:
Note that the modified specimen is bloated to about 3 times the mass of the common berry. Advanced rot has set in prior to maturity and tests revealed 78% more lactic acid in the modified organism.
Upon contact with the modified berry, the picker’s hands exhibited a rash which is clearly visible on the fingers and should not be mistaken for juice stains acquired during picking. While the common berry, of course, has no ill effects on the skin, the modified organism had an effect similar to poison oak and swelling set in shortly after the photo was taken.  The discoloration and pain lasted approximately 12 hours with treatment including Neosporin and Syrup of Ipecac.
At 16 hours the specimen went missing and could not be monitored for decay rates.  While the common berry remained, the modified berry was spotted the next Tuesday at the corner of Wallace and 12th St. Having grown another meter and a half, the genetically modified berry murdered two prostitutes and became the target of a cross country manhunt. It was last seen on February 20th in Boulder, CO where it has joined with several bananas from the Monsanto corporation and stolen at least two shotguns from the Boulder Police Department.
A manifesto was released online suggesting that the berries intend to strike at our nurseries, killing our young and replacing them with further modified organisms which we will raise as our own. They also intend to “free their enslaved brothers” by treating common fruits and possibly vegetables with mutagens.
The head of the FDA could not be reached for comment as he has gone missing. Only a glass of unidentified red fluid was found in his office, labeled “Extra Pulp”.

#I am so glad I kept reading

The number of people that aren’t reading the whole thing and are hailing it as fact make me laugh harder than the actual story.

I am crying so hard. I can’t even 

ginathethundergoddess:

bespectacledsloth:

all-four-cheekbones:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Genetically Modified Berry compared to Organic Berry:

Note that the modified specimen is bloated to about 3 times the mass of the common berry. Advanced rot has set in prior to maturity and tests revealed 78% more lactic acid in the modified organism.

Upon contact with the modified berry, the picker’s hands exhibited a rash which is clearly visible on the fingers and should not be mistaken for juice stains acquired during picking. While the common berry, of course, has no ill effects on the skin, the modified organism had an effect similar to poison oak and swelling set in shortly after the photo was taken.  The discoloration and pain lasted approximately 12 hours with treatment including Neosporin and Syrup of Ipecac.

At 16 hours the specimen went missing and could not be monitored for decay rates.  While the common berry remained, the modified berry was spotted the next Tuesday at the corner of Wallace and 12th St. Having grown another meter and a half, the genetically modified berry murdered two prostitutes and became the target of a cross country manhunt. It was last seen on February 20th in Boulder, CO where it has joined with several bananas from the Monsanto corporation and stolen at least two shotguns from the Boulder Police Department.

A manifesto was released online suggesting that the berries intend to strike at our nurseries, killing our young and replacing them with further modified organisms which we will raise as our own. They also intend to “free their enslaved brothers” by treating common fruits and possibly vegetables with mutagens.

The head of the FDA could not be reached for comment as he has gone missing. Only a glass of unidentified red fluid was found in his office, labeled “Extra Pulp”.

#I am so glad I kept reading

The number of people that aren’t reading the whole thing and are hailing it as fact make me laugh harder than the actual story.

I am crying so hard. I can’t even 

Sep 1

limeflavored:

Paul Kaptien 

"Untitled"
Mandorla Art Award 2014 - Winner
Laminated, hand carved wood.
h58 w28 d30cm
2014

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I always get really heated when discussing the NHS

lindsaychrist:

parkingstrange:

giant-tic-tac:

liqhters:

My best friend sent me this tutorial of her doing her eyebrows and I thought you all would find it useful xoxo

Im dead

this is amazing

the shade

kidsdonotlikejazz:

neverendinginquiry:

sictransitgloriia:

neverendinginquiry:

ladyluciix:

Are you fucking kidding me?! You have got to be fucking kidding me.
Obviously none of you who reblogged this shit are parents. Obviously none of you realize that circumsion isn’t routine, it’s a choice made by the parents. Obviously none of you realize that circumsion cuts back on bacteria harmful to the infants.
Omfg all of you need to be slapped upside the fucking heads.
If you aren’t the fucking parents of a son, and you aren’t faced with this decision, SHUT THE FUCK UP YPU HAVE NO RIGHT TO TELL A PARENT WHAT TO DO WITH THEIR CHILD FOR THE SAKE OF THEIR CHILD.
FUCK.

You have no right to do this. Your responsibility is to care for your child, not treat him like some piece of property for you to do with as you like. What an abusive attitude.

yo don’t you have kids?

I do. A son and a daughter. I couldn’t imagine having this done to him or myself. My kids are my progeny, not my property.

For like the billionth time: I took a fucking bio/stats&data integrated course that was actually lectured by a guy in a major position in a leading German biology research firm and there was a section about circumcision and it’s confirmed that circumcision has proved to have virtually no effect on the status of bacteria, the transmission of HIV/AIDS, or other STDs. It had an insignificant percentage in certain individual villages in a certain region of Africa, and then the lecture addressed how even that percentage came with a big margin of error because of issues with controls and a bunch of factors about the procedure and some other shit. Circumcision did not become a norm because it was ‘discovered to prevent disease’. It was/is a religious practice (brit milah/khitan, etc) that gradually was coopted in the United States which ultimately influenced other regions of the world in the same way that it did with women shaving their underarms (1920s sleeveless shirt marketing campaign).

I have a son, he is intact, he is clean.  How hard is it to teach your damn kids how to wash themselves?

kidsdonotlikejazz:

neverendinginquiry:

sictransitgloriia:

neverendinginquiry:

ladyluciix:

Are you fucking kidding me?! You have got to be fucking kidding me.

Obviously none of you who reblogged this shit are parents. Obviously none of you realize that circumsion isn’t routine, it’s a choice made by the parents. Obviously none of you realize that circumsion cuts back on bacteria harmful to the infants.

Omfg all of you need to be slapped upside the fucking heads.

If you aren’t the fucking parents of a son, and you aren’t faced with this decision, SHUT THE FUCK UP YPU HAVE NO RIGHT TO TELL A PARENT WHAT TO DO WITH THEIR CHILD FOR THE SAKE OF THEIR CHILD.

FUCK.

You have no right to do this. Your responsibility is to care for your child, not treat him like some piece of property for you to do with as you like. What an abusive attitude.

yo don’t you have kids?

I do. A son and a daughter. I couldn’t imagine having this done to him or myself. My kids are my progeny, not my property.

For like the billionth time: I took a fucking bio/stats&data integrated course that was actually lectured by a guy in a major position in a leading German biology research firm and there was a section about circumcision and it’s confirmed that circumcision has proved to have virtually no effect on the status of bacteria, the transmission of HIV/AIDS, or other STDs. It had an insignificant percentage in certain individual villages in a certain region of Africa, and then the lecture addressed how even that percentage came with a big margin of error because of issues with controls and a bunch of factors about the procedure and some other shit. Circumcision did not become a norm because it was ‘discovered to prevent disease’. It was/is a religious practice (brit milah/khitan, etc) that gradually was coopted in the United States which ultimately influenced other regions of the world in the same way that it did with women shaving their underarms (1920s sleeveless shirt marketing campaign).

I have a son, he is intact, he is clean.  How hard is it to teach your damn kids how to wash themselves?

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kimiwangh:

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kimiwangh:

shop at Cost21.com,A Little girl swinging pendant $4.99 :

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Fasion jewelry promotion store,Supply all kinds of cheap fashion jewelry on www.cost21.com

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Reblog if getting a message from your followers makes your day

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